I think I've found a perfect way to explain it, close your eyes

Driven by natural urges we have found ourselves a real cozy nest in the warm heart of Montreal.

• A balcony (/ies...we have 2) - a palce to drink our endless morning coffees, eat toast, smoke whatever
  
• A yard - BBQ, tanning, planting illegal plants (kidding)
• Living room - TV, a place to put visitors, a place I can curl up with you and Dr.Phil
  
• Bedroom - music! queen size bed, internet, some books, sheets, the world of sheets, you and me, ours
  
• Bathroom - we smell good, you shave, I shave, everyone shaves here and there, we wash and flush
  
• Dining room - we mingle, "pour more wine, honey"
• a red kitchen - ah this is where the love is...with a culinary eye;)
• really long hallway - to chase you, to chase me, to pretend we are in horror movies when it's night, when it's dark