Apartment story

I've found a new place to live. The real estate agent told me that my new apartment is in a building that was built just few years ago and I would be the first person ever to live in that particular little apartment. Great, I thought, no need to be scared of restless ghosts of revengeful previous owners. Then the agent noted that the huge building on the hill right behind my new apartments window was in fact the university's old anatomicum. Shit, I thought, there they would be coming, anytime past midnight, creeping down the hill, scratching on my window and ...
...demanding back their spleen.